The pimpest dopest motherfucka ever, The ME, The Mattimus Rex.
You're Invited To The Jäger & Kegger Birthday Orgy Bash
Saturday, March 11th | Heidi's House 6 PM | $10 In Hand
Come Help "One Up" The Shenanigans From My Birthday Last Year

The attractions:
  2 Kegs
  A shitload of Jäger (and redbull)
  DJ
  Everyone's Favorite Drunk Giant
  Live Sex Show

The sports:
  Beer pong tournament (legal table)
  Drunk twister
  Kings
  Mushroom
  Dancing
 
Are you coming? Let us know.

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Subliminal Message: Bring the Matt lots and lots of presents.