You're Invited To The Jäger & Kegger Birthday
Orgy
Bash
Saturday, March 11th | Heidi's House 6 PM | $10 In Hand
Come Help "One Up" The Shenanigans From My Birthday Last Year
The attractions:
2 Kegs
A shitload of Jäger (and redbull)
DJ
Everyone's Favorite Drunk Giant
Live Sex Show
The sports:
Beer pong tournament (legal table)
Drunk twister
Kings
Mushroom
Dancing
Are you coming? Let us know.
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Subliminal Message: Bring the Matt lots and lots of presents.